Girl attacked by a Hawk at Fenway Park. Ok, not really strange or anything, until you read the name of the girl attacked: Alexa Rodriguez.

Finally! There's a blog out there telling the world what kind of stuff white people like!

Man, I was totally snubbed. Someday, man, they'll have me as number 1. If they don't....I might be annoyed.

I guess that wearing a fake fishing shirt with the phrase "Master Baiter" is a real threat to air travel. Only terrorist wear funny shirts on Airplanes. Probably next is my "Vader Was Framed" shirt...

They finally found out what the appendix is for. I think it's amazing we've been able to fly to the moon, but couldn't until 40 years after that find out what one little body part is for. Still interesting, though....

A 1960's view of the future. I always love how it seems most videos of the 50's and 60's get the broad strokes right, but mess up the details. This must be the video Senator Stevens watched right before his infamous "Series of Tubes" speech....

Don't walk, drive to the store; it'll save the environment!

Oh hell yeah! About time there was a smart judge out there who realized what they made constitutions for: LAP DANCES!

CNN reports on a Steer who makes too much noise for the neighbor. Yep, it's mooing too much, well at least the neighbor thinks so. Neither the police nor the news crew heard anything when they were there. I live next door to about 200 animals and they don't make too much noise.

That woman is freaking awesome! Yeah!

Possible problems with NOAA's recording system for measuring the temperature around the country. Putting thermometers next to burn piles, exhaust pipes and hot cement....

New amazing study: Cheetahs like to do it with lots of other cheetahs. I wonder who's money they pissed away for, what seems to me, a rather worthless study? What next? People like to sleep around too?

Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery! HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

The aliens from this planet crashed at Roswell? Awesome!

An article from 100 years ago that tries to predict what life would be like in the year 2000, some of it is accurate. Reminds me of the "Pastorama" exhibit in an episode of Futurama. Close, but way off.

You might be a terrorist!

An interesting investigation concerning how people's lack of computer knowledge leads to them being cheated out of their money.

For real...

Here's a video from the Andy Griffith Show that Penn Jillette talked about the other day.

At least that's what George Lucas might be saying...possibly.